I do these every time I get tagged.
So here goes!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a lampost

T 0 T A L: 5 for 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.(saw it on the telly)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythym.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

T 0 T A L: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

T 0 T A L: 16

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

T 0 T A L: 21

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidently.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time!

T 0 T A L: 26

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You had to use a calculator to add this up.

TOTAL: 32

Now multiply this by three: I am 96% whatever that all means!